McEvil

I made this because I think McDonald's is evil. Ronald McDonald is planning world domination I tell you. He started his restaurant to make the next generation of soldiers too fat to fight. (Yes I mean our children) Also remark that the hamburglar and all the other characters disappeared mysteriously. The evil Ronald McDonald has strangled them with his long yellow shoelaces and he threw em in the flesh mill because they were getting too much attention. He's now sitting at a table as a top evil genius in the Himalaya in a cave thinking up evil plans. At his table sits Osama bin Laden, Sadam Hoesein (yes, the man who was hung on the gallow was a copycat), Kim yong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (the Iranian president) and Barney the dinosaur (yes he's not so innocent as he looks).Of cours Ronald is the big leader. I warn you so you will be ready when Ronald Comes and eliminates your family with hamburger bombs and flesh-eating ketchup.